Matt screws up the intro, Matt and Kate are in different places thanks to skype, Kate went to Denver and Matt is in Pennsylvania, Kate gets stuck in Denver Blizzard, Kate Catches up on MTV, Matt has a Christmas Party, Matt talks about Holiday weight loss plan, Kate was called into work but was too drunk in make coffee, Matt and Kate give out Tales from the Counter Refrigerator Magnets. Matt Has fun with niece, Matt's 11 year old relative has a Razor Phone, My Space Profile and a Paintball Gun, Kate makes new years resolution, gives up celebrity gossip,  Liza is talking over the show. Matt and Kate discuss Christmas Loot. Matt talks about hanging out at the Body Shop, and eats a lot of food, James Brown and Gerald Ford.Email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com, Check out our blog at www.talesfromthecounter.com
Direct download: talesfromthecounter21_2006.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:53pm EDT

We randomly call skype users, Kate vs the Dirt Coalition, Kate Wins, Kate's rapper calls during our break, Matt's condo association has a chrsitmas party, Kate makes dessert, Kate wants open an perverted bakery, Kate hangs out in the men's room. Kate will not call her Illegitimate kids bastard, Kate hates Cat Poop, Everyone mispronounces Matt's last name. email: talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com, Check out our blog at www.talesfromthecounter.com
Direct download: talesfromthecounter20_2006.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:14pm EDT

Kate does no caffeine no sugar, no meat, no guys.  Kate's pee turns funny colors from drinking strange health drinks, Lindsey Lohan  is in recovery, Matt has turkey at long lost cousins house, Lewiston-Auburn is almost Portland, Kate gets drunk dialed by Matt and Frank of the Rumor Girls Uncut, Kate gets hammered with Uncle,  Matt's brother has computer problems, Matt has lots of vacation time this Christmas, Matt and Kate talk about Christmas Shopping, Kate hooks up with the rappers, Matt works too much, and Kate hates the cube, Kate old boyfriends don't do anything, Matt talks about his resume, Kate need to practice her computer noise, Matt gets a library card even though he hasn't taken his overdue book back since 1990, Matt spits out facts, Kate hates old people, Kate and Matt read Best of Craig's list. email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com, Check out our blog at www.talesfromthecounter.com
Direct download: talesfromthecounter19_2006.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:45pm EDT

Matt and Kate talk about cranberry sauce, we tell each other what each of us should be thankful for, Kate gets hammered and falls on the Saturday Night Fever dance floor and steals Christmas ornaments, Matt's Dad makes inappropriate remarks, Kate talks about transsexuals during family dinners, Kate is turning Vegetarian, We talk about tomcat, L. Ron Hubbard is Matt's Hero, Matt buys a Dianetics book, Kate thinks Scientology is stupid, Matt was in a fraternity, Kate laughs inappropriately at Planned Parenthood, Kate gets hammered and picks a fight with Gay bashers, Kate should join the roller derby, Matt used to roller blade around town, Kate takes lots of pictures, Kate roller bladed to Ace of Base and TLC, Matt goes to too many funerals and is sad, Matt has a missing relative in Maine, Kate is going to make a scene at thanksgiving dinner and report back, email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com, Check out our blog at www.talesfromthecounter.com,
Direct download: talesfromthecounter18_2006.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:05am EDT

Matt's Life has no drama, Kate gets into spat with downstairs neighbors, gets private note posted on the internet,  any rebuttals by friends please call at 207-221-2679, Kate wants to lose 5 pounds and a six pack, Matt can't afford to be KFed's sugar mama, Kate cheats before breaking up, Guys break up harder than women, Guys need space to process emotion, Kate wants to experiment on little boys and girls,  Men and Women are different or the same, Kate writes fake book jacket when she was a little girl, We talk about how people perceive the world, Matt and Kate talk about Jared Diamond's books, History sucks, Kate gets a funny haircut, email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com, Check out our blog at www.talesfromthecounter.com

Direct download: talesfromthecounter17_2006.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:51pm EDT

Kate and Matt come up with Rap Names for each other, Kate has punks living next door, Kate doesn't call the ambulance, Bikini Fighter found his glasses and tries to rap,  Kate runs into Karla and Frank of the Rumor Girls on Halloween,  Kate wants to be a Metal Heads, Matt goes to Florida and help shrink a shed, Matt didn't win a big prize at the trade show,  Kate talks with Matt's old boss about his Home Theatre, Kate and Friends acted like brats in front of the Big Easy.  Kate is wondering how to pick up a musician, Kate missed Jack White at the White Heart, Matt misses all the cool shows in rock history,  Matt has secret crush on the Supernanny, Kate's Punk next door neighbor hangs out in the old port asking for money, The punks next door are better behaved the Kate's downstairs neighbor, Kate attacks Kevin Donoghue a local politician and gives him a cigarette, Kate and Matt talk about political commercials, Kate gets sticky stuff on peoples keyboard, Kate wrestles Boys and picks up a band- Hooliganship http://hooliganship.com, Kate drinks matt's beer, Crazy Summer, Crazy Winter, Kate reads Lisa Carver's autobiography http://www.suckdog.net, email: talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com, Check out our blog at www.talesfromthecounter.com We also would like to thank Dominic from Dominic and the Lucid for the intro.
Direct download: talesfromthecounter16_2006.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:22pm EDT

Leave a Voice Mail at 207-221-2679, This was recorded Friday, Oct 27 since matt is going to Florida, Kate is a Zombie and a Devil for Halloween, Kate has a new crush, Kate wants to be a librarian, Kate gives the an old hookup the brush off at the library, Matt doesn't go to Amigo's very often but still knows half the people there, Kate hangs out at the library with the homeless. Kate envies the homeless in the summer, Matt doesn't turn on the heat in the condo, Kate is house sitting for Matt and is going to watch his big screen, Kate's professor was on the Sally Jesse Rafael show, When Kate is famous she is going to acquire a eating disorder and date Jared Leto, Matt is going to be part of Kate's entourage, Screech is doing a Porn, Kate has a Showgirls DVD, Quakers with boring stuff and do valley girl talk, Matt's Psychology Class showed sex pictures, Kate thinks she has every disease in the Psychology Book, Kate gives away coffee to make friends, Matt is stressed over his trip, Kate sweet talks Matt's Building Manager, Kate and Matt talk about recording on location, Every day is Bikini Season with lo-rise jeans, Kate tells the worse story ever, Kate would like to be a lesbian, Kate wants to open a all-girl bar. Call in and tell us your Halloween stories. email: talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com, Check out our blog at www.talesfromthecounter.com

Direct download: talesfromthecounter15_2006.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:16pm EDT

Call our voicemail 207-221-2679, Kate falls off the wagon, drinks wine, eats red meat, and smokes cigars. Guys in Auburn got killed over spilled beer. Kate spills beer in cars and drives by District Court, Matt got arrested for fireworks, Kate has done bad things, she will tell you if you e-mail us. Kate needs to channel her inner bitch, Kate is undecided about the corn maze, Matt is going to florida, Kate is housesitting at Matts. Brush with Greatness or celebrity gossip, Kate talks about being addicted to My Space...Again, Kate is a Green, We talk about local politics, Bill Clinton was giving a Fund Raiser for the Democratic Governor. Kate hates eric for getting comp tickets, Kate doesn't get AA one month chip and gets the Bikini Fighter mad at her,  Kate has a crush, but hangs out with Matt instead. The wine is good. What does Vice Mean, Matt's vice is Potato Chips, Kate's vices are Guys, Butts, and Booze. Matt and Kate talk about Disney, Matt has bad Halloween costumes, Kate goes as famous bimbos two years in a row,  Don't go to the dentists house for Halloween,  Matt walked miles for Candy, Kate got driven around to get candy, Kate used to troll for candy at rich people's house, Kate wants candy now, Kate has no clue about Vampires or Werewolves. Kate is going to watch cable while matt is away at work, Matt reads books about Zombies, Kate tried to kill zombies with the George Foreman Grill. email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com, Check out our blog at www.talesfromthecounter.com
Direct download: talesfromthecounter14_2006.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:02am EDT

Call our voice mail line 1-207-221-2679, Our Guest, Joe S. Harrington Publisher of Kapital Ink and author of Sonic Cool declares Rock and Roll Dead, Kids be an individual, Portland Media is small, The Local Alt. Weekly phones it in with Point- Counter Point, The local daily paper music reviews are wimpy,  300th millionth person would cry when interviewed by the Media, Kate gives mom a Happy Birthday Shoutout, People can't get old, Music Doesn't Matter, Portland Heavy Metal Music is Honest, Draft the Kids so they don't have to play video games, and their parents won't drive big SUV, CBGB's closed last week but hasn't been cool for 20 years,  Not Caring is a gift, Geno's is Portland's CBGB's, Skinny open up already we are waiting, Joe says believe in yourself and don't wear Led Zeppelin T-Shirts, Parents should go back to being Squares, Kids have too many choices,  email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com, Check out our blog at www.talesfromthecounter.com

Direct download: talesfromthecounter13_2006.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:51pm EDT

Matt Changes the intro, Kate quit the butts and wants to quit food, Kate goes to hot yoga and doesn't drink water, but lots of Coffee, Kate reaches for fancy water instead of booze, Kate's parents use Poland Spring Water to flush the toilet. The Science of Sleep, our superfan Nate leaves us a voice mail, Kate tries to be perfect, Matt eats too much, Kate hates the cube, Older guys with younger women, Kate hates guys who talk about video games,  Kate likes older guys who talk, Kate gets Liza hooked on Match.com, We read Best of Craig's List, Kate pays her library fines and checks outs "He's just not that into you" Kate has a secret crush, Kate wants to quit older guys, and adopt Antarctic orphans, Kate wants a Segway, Kate and Matt declares goals for the week. email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com, Check out our blog at www.talesfromthecounter.com
 
Direct download: talesfromthecounter12_2006.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:26pm EDT



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