Tales from the Counter

Karen tries on Headphones, Dog the Bounty Hunter, wrestling, giving blood, all out mayhem, writers strike, Hovering is good, Dying people are happier, Karen tells stories about France, Men pick women for looks, Economists weigh in on the mating game, sexy walk just a tease, and more. Voicemail:207-221-2679, email: talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, myspace: http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthcounter blog: http://www.talesfromthecounter.com, the music from the show is brought to you by The Podsafe Music Network at http://music.podshow.com.

Mr. Thumbs R.I.P., Old Women Skydives, Women Falls on Man, Elevators or Escalators, Sleep Zombies, OUI Middle Schoolers, Voice Mail:207-221-2679, email: talesfromthecounter@idexx.com, myspace: http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter, Blog: http://www.talesfromthecounter.com, The music used in this podcast is on the Podsafe music network at music.podshow.com.

Karen is in Maine,Karen has Dinner with Bebe Buell, Karen tells more celeb stories, Matt has stupid dream about Jerry Seinfeld, Matt Hates the Post Office, Man makes robber clean house, Japanese Dress like Vending Machines, Larry David helps the Mentally Ill,Money Doesn't Buy Happiness, and more, Voice Mail:207-221-2679, Email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, Leave a comment at www.talesfromthecounter.com, myspace:http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter, the music on this show is brought to you by the podsafe music network, music.podshow.com.

This is the first show in a while, Karen tells tales from South Africa, new tv season, women are less happy than men,Femiminists have happier relationships, and more. Voice Mail:207-221-2679, email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, blog:www.talesfromthecounter.com, myspace at www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter, the music on this show is brought to you by the podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com.

Karen is at an undisclosed location in the Himalayas, Russian Sex Day, Beastiality, eye tattoos, and more.Email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com 

50th Show, Karen is in Dallas, Nudie and the Bat Master, Snack Food News, and more.Email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com

Guys chase tail, Women chase $$$, Gaydar, Drinking Kids, Scientology on Trial, and more, email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com 

Karen is the interim co-host, we are recording from her house in Seeconk  MA, Matt's Motorcycle Trip, Old School Cycles, Americans enjoy their work, Library on the moon, 5 year old driver, 100 year old smokes cigarette, and more.Email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com

Funerals, Fourth of July, Survivalist Island, Glamping, Men talk too much, Bird Beater, Email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com 

Cash or Prizes, Speed equals small unit, Old Man punching pickpocket, 99 cent wedding, Funerals, Early 90's songs, Email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com

Kate's Splinterectomy, Inappropriate Coffee Talk, Emo Haircuts, Cognitive Dissonance, Sippie Cup, Short People, We take a Zombie Quiz: http://mingle2.com/zombie-quiz, Girls who pick Daddy, Email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com 

Kate gives a free show, Extreme Barista, Short bursts of Caffeine, Hillary Clinton wears make up, Guyliner, Dumb laws,  Matt's crazy condo rules, We need an intern to wash our cars, Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan,Email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com 

We are recording on locations at Rosie's, Motorcycle rides; Rosie's is one of esquire's best bars in America, Kate is getting a bike for graduation, Speed Racer Movie, Superheroes, Sleep with a Politician for Million Dollars, Jerry Falwell,  Price is  Right, Forgetting is Good,  Liquid Blue, Kate gets drunk and eats cereal, Save-a-Lot, Matt eats everything, email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com

Mr. Thumbs, Kate's Graduation Party, Kate's dad is opening for Foreigner July 29 http://www.myspace.com/stevebrown Lindsey Lohan,  Snorting up Red Bull,  The world is Kate's,  Kate is Broke, Send us Money, Stalking the Pole Vaulting Teen, Book Burning, Kate's Car, Matt looks for a Bike. Matt's Personal Growth Leave, Kate Wins the Lottery, Kate moves out of her old place, Meat Loaf Club, Poop Coffee, Email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com 

We are on location at the armory, Matt is trying to pawn off his bike on the listeners,  Finger Length and math scores, Send in your finger length ratio, Healthy Gamblers ride handicap scooters,  Kate abuses the handicapped,  Kate is distracted by the red soxs, Buffets,  Kate and Matt tells drinking stories, IQ, Rubbing against women is a good way to say hi,  Chinese Bus Drivers get a bonus for not beating up customers,  Satan burns baby in Microwave,  Creation Museum,  Email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com

Kate's boyfriend Grant is our guest, Grant's job is to surf porn, Kate is not getting a BMW, Girl Cars, Divorce, Scientology,  Kate wants to be the next Ann Coulter, Jerry Falwell, Email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com

Kate graduates and then goes shopping, Kate wears a pink sash, Matt goes to a conference, Paris Hilton will be a bad prisoner, Kate can be the next Paris, We discuss the i-man. Just like the rest of podcasting community, Angry faces are rewarding, Free tickets for rectal exam, Man dies while break dancing,  We want to visit our Chinese Fans, Wired for Morality,  Kate gets a new coffee job, Kate is a fashion model for a night,  Drinking beer with grandma, Kate gets presents,Email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com

Matt has a funny voice, Kate's family listens to the show, Kate has not asked for her graduation party off, Portland doesn't eat as much fast food as the rest of the country, we say wicked good, Kate looks for a job at Whole Foods, Boy gets head stuck on head, Guy cuts off member, Performance Art, Kate is going to blow her tax return on booze, Smart doesn't mean rich, Soda Guy should have had a V-8, Colored Drink, Email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com

We are on location at the Armory, Matt's Birthday,  Kate gave her Presentation, Parental Bribery, Angry Soccer Mom, Wingwomen, Daddy or Sugar Daddy, Tiny Strippers, Kateâ??s best breakup story, Blowing off guys, Lesbian drag queens, L-Word Haircuts, Kate's dead bride photos on Myspace, Reality Shows, Old School Talk Shows, Power Outage Stories,  Secret Identities, Email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com

We welcome Ellen Anderson, publisher , and Siren, managing editor and cover model,  of Marrijane Magazine(http://www.marrijane.com), Students harvesting Pot,  going to Jamaica, Birthday disasters, Divorces among Religions, Porn surfing brother-in-laws,  Catholic school girls, Marriage in Vegas,  Weed doesn't cause brain damage, Penny Slots,  Flying from Maine, Living in Puerto Rico, Polygamy Divorces,  Mail Order Brides,  Elderly Parents, Skiing death, Frieda Bus, Email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com

Kate looks for a new job, we strip mined our lives, Kate goes to a new coffee shop and reminisces about the dive bar that used to be there, Kate talks about porn surfing customers,  Matt gives free computer advice, Matt talks about blind dating, april fools snow, Kate tries to make a deal with God,  Don't sweat the small stuff guy died, Principal flings Poo at Student, Latest Teen Craze, Car accident stories, Kate's sister is turning 21 soon, Tequila stories, Matt tells college drinking stories, Kate smashed her fake glasses, Email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com

On location at an Undisclosed Coffee Shop in the Greater Portland Area, Kate's Birthday, Kate's Great-Great Grandparents had a performing monkey,  I call it Pop you call it Soda, Golf Wedgie, Pink Bellies, On-Line Bullies, Old Swingers,  Picture Taking Pervert,  Jassy takes pictures but is not a pervert, Men sleeping with women lose brain power, Women make better friends,Email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com

Spring has arrived, Spring Break antics, Kate is going nowhere, Benzkid is the superfan of the week. Kate is spending spring break with grandma, Brangelina adoptions, Pet Stories, Kate's boyfriend flirts with all the cute shop girls in the Old Port, Matt checks out the women at the counter, Eddie Van Halen, Kate is begging for birthday wishes, Rachel Hunter complains about Actresses doing her job,  Laughter is not Funny, Dominic and the Lucid,Email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com 

Girl Scout Cookie Season, Katie tells Girl Scout Tales, Matt Buys too many cookies at work, Awana Scouts, Matt tells Sunday School stories, Squirrel Suicide,  Brittany Stories,  Squirrels cause power outages,  Man has an unnatural attraction to autos, 50 Percent of Men fake it, Vomit Beam,  St. Patrick's Day Plans, Matt's "back in the day" St. Patrick's Day stories, Email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com

Eric the Busker is our musical guest, we drink to fend off the cold, Our friend has his 21st birthday, We talk about insurance, racism WWIII, and activism, Meetings make you Stupid, Nose Picking, Not cleaning your plate against the law in Hong Kong,  Sword Fighting,  Matt Breaks a rib, Old Man Fights off thugs, Old Turtles Celebrate anniversary,  Matt blows a joke as usual, email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com and Eric the Busker.

Kate's Grandma listens to the show, Matt criticizes G, Kate laughs instead of making fun of people, Kate has a friend with a "Problem" We talk about medical problems on TV, Kate goes to a meeting, Matt gets a window,  Shooter went to work, Chinese internet addicts,  China is the capital of weird, Teacher gets beaten up over Ipod, Kate and Matt Discuss storm plans, College Kids are Self Centered,  Matt and Kate talk about their crappy childhoods, Sleeping Positions says things about you,Email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com

We are on location from Rosie's Tavern, Kate shaved head in High School, like Brittany, Matt shaved head in Boot Camp, Milk Beer, Wife Swap, Matt ate raw meat at Christmas, Matt and Kate cheat at School, MIT Student invents Batman Utility Belt,  Middle School Spots Batman heading into the desert, Rainbow Parties, Remote Control dude dies, Old man dies in front of TV, Losing the remote, Matt fumbles with new phone,  Kate watches Law and Order instead of doing Homework, Matt and Kate play with ringtones, Julian from the Strokes dates Models by Birthright, Where is Christy Turlington, Kate watches Half Nelson, Email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com, visit our audioblog at wwwtalesfromthecounter.com

Kate screws up the intro, Whole Foods, the blizzard, Kate has problems with Biology, Who's your Daddy from Anna Nichole Smith, Male stink turns on women, Kate watches movie about porn, Hoo-Haa monologues, Painted Mountain, Joe Rogan vs Carlos Mencia on You Tube, We talk about superfans and Nathan host of  "Search for the Best Mocha Latte" Email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com

Matt doesn't say the new tagline, We go to the white heart and meet Joe S. Harrington, Kate talks astrological smack, Attractive people do better, this week is Fashion Week, Kate hates Alexander Wang, Kate needs to work on the forum, Best of the Weekly World News, We talk about the Astronaut using adult diapers, Liza gets glasses, Kate finds Porn Star T-shirt at the White Heart,Email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com

We discuss new intros, ten most pretentious American celebrities, We reminisce about Ames department store, Tom Cruise and Scientology, Kate and Matt want to form rival religions, Kid gets academy award nomination, Vote for us, We want to be propaganda, Aqua Teen Hunger Force changes everything, Super Bowl Halftime, Best of the Weekly World News, Matt does awful impressions, B. O. in public, Kate goes out wears dirty sweaters and wanted to pick  a fight with the white rapper, Email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com

Kate has a fan who loves picture of her smoking, richest women in show business, http://www.forbes.com/womenstars , wine with funny names, Johnny Depp fixes his tattoo, Kate bumps into new years guy with new boyfriend, Hillary for president, Kate meets JC, reading celebrity gossip, Kate has to give a presentation on 4/20, Kate eats meat at Vignola, we should market adult diapers to young people, Email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com 

Kate tries to steal ideas from Dawn and Drew, Kate wants to hand out Tales from the Counter condoms, We talk about living alone, Kate wants a older husband who will die early, We have a new catch phrase, Kate meets a new guy, We go to see Andrew's band, We talk about the Wee for Wii, Kate gets her story published in the "Girls Guide to the Galaxy" Best of Craig's List, We eat Vegetarian Meat Loaf, Email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com

Matt is scheming, We discussed reader feedback, Albums and Nostalgia are bad, Kate and Matt tell music stories,  We talk about Wacky Packages and Pez, We talk about football, Bangor is not as bad as Lewiston,  Kate finds Addereral,  Kate forces a burp, Kate's dad wants a blog, Kate wants to start a band with Andrew,  Kate's Jinxed Cameron and Justin's relationship,  Kate is getting a new Tattoo,  We are getting a forum soon, We discuss new sponsorships, Robot bodies,  Kate loved inspector gadget, Matt does Kate imitations, Kate drunk dials again, we want to watch the White Rapper on MTV. Kate watches Dig, Joe S. Harrington had a brush with greatness with anton, We create a new catchphrase, Email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com

We screw up the intro again, We goes to the rumor girls party, Matt dances until his knee gave out, Matt tried to do a ska dance during the podcast. Kate ditches the party early for a guy,  Kate creates positive energy with the rapper and the bikini fighter, Kate dukes it out among the neighbors and gets knocked on her ass, We discuss the Dumping Season, Kate and Matt tell valentine stories, Voice Mail or email us if you want to drink whisky and pass out with Kate on valentines day, 12 year olds have a my space profile, we talk about Saddam, unfortunate is not ironic, kids give us your adderall, Did Brittany Spears have implants, Oprah and Brittany show up in the same column, Kate wants to teach at Oprah's academy, Local bars get demolished by Red Sox bat,  celebrity deaths,  Call us with your new years predictions, or your opinions about white rappers, Email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com

Matt screws up the intro, Matt and Kate are in different places thanks to skype, Kate went to Denver and Matt is in Pennsylvania, Kate gets stuck in Denver Blizzard, Kate Catches up on MTV, Matt has a Christmas Party, Matt talks about Holiday weight loss plan, Kate was called into work but was too drunk in make coffee, Matt and Kate give out Tales from the Counter Refrigerator Magnets. Matt Has fun with niece, Matt's 11 year old relative has a Razor Phone, My Space Profile and a Paintball Gun, Kate makes new years resolution, gives up celebrity gossip,  Liza is talking over the show. Matt and Kate discuss Christmas Loot. Matt talks about hanging out at the Body Shop, and eats a lot of food, James Brown and Gerald Ford.Email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com, Check out our blog at www.talesfromthecounter.com

We randomly call skype users, Kate vs the Dirt Coalition, Kate Wins, Kate's rapper calls during our break, Matt's condo association has a chrsitmas party, Kate makes dessert, Kate wants open an perverted bakery, Kate hangs out in the men's room. Kate will not call her Illegitimate kids bastard, Kate hates Cat Poop, Everyone mispronounces Matt's last name. email: talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com, Check out our blog at www.talesfromthecounter.com

Kate does no caffeine no sugar, no meat, no guys.  Kate's pee turns funny colors from drinking strange health drinks, Lindsey Lohan  is in recovery, Matt has turkey at long lost cousins house, Lewiston-Auburn is almost Portland, Kate gets drunk dialed by Matt and Frank of the Rumor Girls Uncut, Kate gets hammered with Uncle,  Matt's brother has computer problems, Matt has lots of vacation time this Christmas, Matt and Kate talk about Christmas Shopping, Kate hooks up with the rappers, Matt works too much, and Kate hates the cube, Kate old boyfriends don't do anything, Matt talks about his resume, Kate need to practice her computer noise, Matt gets a library card even though he hasn't taken his overdue book back since 1990, Matt spits out facts, Kate hates old people, Kate and Matt read Best of Craig's list. email:talesfromthecounter@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 207-221-2679. myspace at http://www.myspace.com/talesfromthecounter. The Music in this show has been provided by the Podshow podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com, Check out our blog at www.talesfromthecounter.com